Thursday, August 30, 2007

Monday, August 27, 2007

"Check out Dr. Jana's big brain!"


Finally they have proof that it's not just a big skull with a normal-sized brain inside.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

"Dave playing his drumkit on his 26th birthday"


"Happy Birthday" is in waltz time, usually at a very slow tempo... Not impossible to rock out to, but difficult nonetheless. Easier if you're whatever creature Dave there is, with the four arms and all.

Monday, August 20, 2007

"Jenn blows out the bacon-based candles on her birthday cake. Which is also bacon-based"


I am more or less certain that Jenn is not an Orthodox Jew. If she is, she's possibly the worst ever.

Friday, August 17, 2007

"Elvis buys a taco"


They had the good sense to set this stand up right next to Graceland. Niche marketing at its most devious.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

"Beyond the call of duty"



Blend-Ola industrial-size blender: $16,000
Bag of intestines: $45
Black market shopping spree at the San Diego Zoo: $56,000
DIY hot dogs: probably a bad idea

Friday, August 10, 2007

Hey, lookit! I'm in a newspaper!

And, more specifically, this project/site/web blog is in a newspaper.

"Custom art for less than $20," by Jay Cridlin (St. Petersburg Times)

Check it, dexter. And check back next week for another batch of cards; if you've ever wanted to see how hotdogs are made, you're going to be very pleased.