tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60926847372047608942024-03-13T04:50:13.083-06:00Joe Mathlete Will Draw Anything You Ask Him To On An Index Card"Totally not accepting orders for at least the next few weeks, on account of things"Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.comBlogger183125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-77083418427678588952008-11-19T12:03:00.002-06:002008-11-19T12:07:29.754-06:00"Nick and Elly sit at a Jandek concert, pondering his genius"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SSRVLbog8NI/AAAAAAAABvk/z-ZuI1USGxo/s1600-h/jandekgenius.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SSRVLbog8NI/AAAAAAAABvk/z-ZuI1USGxo/s320/jandekgenius.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270431118814933202" /></a><br />True story: my friend Jimmy was introduced to Jandek at a bar a couple of years ago, not too terribly long after he revealed himself to be a flesh and blood human and began playing live (mostly at festivals in Scotland for some reason). According to Jimmy, Jandek was soft-spoken and very polite, and at one point mentioned that he "didn't get out much."<br /><br />Sometimes it is very cool to live in Houston.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-25658237565531546062008-11-02T19:11:00.002-06:002008-11-02T19:25:26.724-06:00"Where's Waldo? In 'Hell" by Hieronymous Bosch"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SQ5Q6SpOQYI/AAAAAAAABRQ/VbbgT-nNoGA/s1600-h/waldohellbosch.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SQ5Q6SpOQYI/AAAAAAAABRQ/VbbgT-nNoGA/s320/waldohellbosch.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264233976810062210" /></a><br /><br />If I had more than 3"x5" to work with (and, y'know, was a better artist), this would be the funniest thing I've ever drawn. Promise.<br /><br />Art History majors, close your eyes and imagine what this should look like. Everybody else, Google Hieronymous Bosch.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-74895614836538078312008-10-27T23:19:00.004-06:002008-10-27T23:35:39.943-06:00"Joe Mathlete Takes a Year to Draw An Index Card"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SQaiPMEoW5I/AAAAAAAABRA/aS4cgDZa_Dw/s1600-h/joemathletetakesayeartodrawanindexcard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SQaiPMEoW5I/AAAAAAAABRA/aS4cgDZa_Dw/s320/joemathletetakesayeartodrawanindexcard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262071596451388306" /></a><br /><br />"Whoops!"<br /><br />So this wasn't requested by anyone, but I did, indeed, take damn near a year to draw several of the index cards people ordered. This was due more to what I mentioned in the previous post than to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Shadows">Dark Shadows</a> marathons, but thanks to some helpful correspondence I'm pretty much back on the horse (ATTN: Gloria B-- email me that Paypal receipt!).<br /><br />Check back in over the next couple days as I continue to play catchup. After that... surprising surprises? For serious!Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-80977209447907648112008-07-01T14:08:00.002-06:002008-07-01T14:19:56.113-06:00And... I think that's itTo the best of my knowledge, I'm pretty sure I've caught up with all pending index card orders. The mountain of disorganization that is my inbox, combined with the fact that I've moved seven (seven!) times since 2006, could prove otherwise, but as far as I can tell I am square.<br /><br />As of last week I'd stuck all the unshipped cards in the mailbox and sent them on their merry way. If you have been (so very patiently) waiting for an index card for awhile and it hasn't arrived by Monday, email me (themathletes AAATTT yahoo DDDOOOTTT com) and let's figure out what happened.<br /><br />Future plans: Hmm...Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-51336475401372941562008-05-15T17:12:00.000-06:002008-05-15T17:14:48.466-06:00"Joe Mathlete being my boyfriend"<a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCzDk8LznLI/AAAAAAAABOU/C2xWsGO54V0/s1600-h/boyfriend+or+polar+bear0001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCzDk8LznLI/AAAAAAAABOU/C2xWsGO54V0/s320/boyfriend+or+polar+bear0001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200746709104434354" /></a><br />Yikes!Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-12749197433100417622008-05-12T22:46:00.002-06:002008-05-12T22:54:32.461-06:00"A polar bear beating Bill's ass while Payne eats a popsicle"<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCkdU8LznKI/AAAAAAAABOM/vNu_30OZGoI/s1600-h/boyfriend+or+polar+bear0002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCkdU8LznKI/AAAAAAAABOM/vNu_30OZGoI/s320/boyfriend+or+polar+bear0002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199719490366184610" /></a><br />Man, Payne's a jerk.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-15697784097445430202008-05-06T16:58:00.002-06:002008-05-06T17:02:53.702-06:00"Patrick Swayze Riding a Unicorn with Sam Elliot (Moustached Sam Elliot)"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCDi4uQz1sI/AAAAAAAABOE/z5g-eLJfemM/s1600-h/index+april+180003.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SCDi4uQz1sI/AAAAAAAABOE/z5g-eLJfemM/s320/index+april+180003.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197403434104641218" /></a><br />The following are among the things I cannot draw:<br /><br />1. Celebrities<br />2. Unicorns (or any kind of horse-like being)<br /><br />The following are among the things I kick ass at drawing:<br /><br />1. Magical rainbowsJoe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-78468874580004505792008-05-02T14:53:00.002-06:002008-05-02T14:57:05.123-06:00"a Oaxacan cockfight"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SBt_jeQz1qI/AAAAAAAABN0/DEPANi6RS-s/s1600-h/index+april+180001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SBt_jeQz1qI/AAAAAAAABN0/DEPANi6RS-s/s320/index+april+180001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195886842497717922" /></a><br />Use your imagination. I have no idea what's going on in that censor'd bubble, but I do know it's horrifying.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-53732833238126136882008-05-01T14:01:00.002-06:002008-05-01T14:05:23.170-06:00"George the bad cat being very bad"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SBohuuQz1pI/AAAAAAAABNs/niCcxrFjpUw/s1600-h/index+april+180002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/SBohuuQz1pI/AAAAAAAABNs/niCcxrFjpUw/s320/index+april+180002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195502206701524626" /></a><br />George's mischievousness aside, it's pretty irresponsible to keep all your eggs (Homeland Security files and AIDS cures) in one basket/gigantic open cardboard box.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-69425905092345233742008-05-01T13:52:00.002-06:002008-05-01T14:01:08.262-06:00Good news, art patrons!This blog is totally not dead anymore. It's still probably near-dead, compared to a lot of things on the internet, but it's a start.<br /><br />I will begin slowly uploading the final batch of cards in my "to do queue," some of which have been kicking around since last Autumn. Beyond that, after an unbelievably terrifying period where I thought I had lost everything, I have recovered all of the cards I have yet to ship out (in a little box in my friend's storage closet. Here's a tip for those of you who move a lot, or ever: get your shit together better than me).<br /><br />I thank you all tremendously for your patience (yet again), even those of you who asked for refunds during my long months in the wilderness of not updating. Frankly it's kind of ridiculous it takes me so long to do this stuff, but hey: good artist, shitty capitalist, huh?<br /><br />Beats,<br /><br />Joe MathleteJoe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-25496893887749205442007-12-10T19:10:00.000-06:002007-12-10T19:12:37.183-06:00"Chuckmo the Octopus Releases his First Record"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R13jwDnoq0I/AAAAAAAABH4/dYxTG3cEQUY/s1600-h/chuckmooctopusrecord111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R13jwDnoq0I/AAAAAAAABH4/dYxTG3cEQUY/s320/chuckmooctopusrecord111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142516764271749954" /></a><br />You should ALWAYS read a contract before you sign it, or else you might have to go on Carson Daly's show.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-76224756099096442972007-12-05T03:17:00.000-06:002007-12-05T03:27:08.642-06:00"ROAD TRIP: Erin and Colleen eat a lot of shampoo"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R1ZszznoqxI/AAAAAAAABHc/ZjSVyVkRha8/s1600-h/roadtriperincolleenshampoo111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R1ZszznoqxI/AAAAAAAABHc/ZjSVyVkRha8/s320/roadtriperincolleenshampoo111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5140415661975579410" /></a><br />Kind of like a Hunter S. Thompson novel, only retarded.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-63155331237897863632007-11-18T16:03:00.000-06:002007-11-18T16:07:37.288-06:00"A clownfish, a butterflyfish and a bullshark sharing pizza"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R0C3FuXYw7I/AAAAAAAABFc/A2J1YV49UoM/s1600-h/clownfishbutterflyfishbullsharkpizza111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/R0C3FuXYw7I/AAAAAAAABFc/A2J1YV49UoM/s320/clownfishbutterflyfishbullsharkpizza111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5134304884175717298" /></a><br />It wasn't easy getting Papa John's to deliver to the ocean.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-71509567459013878532007-11-16T01:11:00.000-06:002007-11-16T01:13:15.225-06:00"Jefferson gets a dinosaur pen pal"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rz1CueXYw6I/AAAAAAAABFU/JTfIC9uL3Jo/s1600-h/jeffersondinosaurpenpal111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rz1CueXYw6I/AAAAAAAABFU/JTfIC9uL3Jo/s320/jeffersondinosaurpenpal111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5133332516464804770" /></a><br />How does he see what he's writing?Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-76998559318108875722007-11-01T15:59:00.000-06:002007-11-02T12:01:17.867-06:00I fully acknowledge the irony that I ended the last post with "I'll be here all week"And now it's a month later. Anyway, I've got an update for you.<br /><br />Due to circumstances more or less within my control, I am not accepting any more index card orders for the time being. Due to circumstances sort of but not really within my control, I have had to take some time off from the drawing racket. I have a good deal of cards in my queue, and I will most likely be working on those for the remainder of the year.<br /><br />However!<br /><br />I will begin semi-regular updates as two weeks from now, as I work through the backlog I've accumulated. Once I'm more or less caught up, I will resume orders and things will continue as normal. I am also considering adding a crayon-free black and white option, which would be a bit cheaper than the standard choice.<br /><br />Those of you who have yet to receive cards I've posted, I apologize for the delay in shipping. Be assured that I fully intend to fulfill my originally stated promise to fill all orders within five months, but no longer stand by my claim that "it'll probably be more like one or two months."<br /><br />Thanks to everyone who has participated in and enjoyed, or at least not hated, this here little project of mine.<br /><br />Beats,<br /><br />Joe MathleteJoe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-30996806623862065512007-10-03T01:38:00.000-06:002007-10-03T01:50:49.252-06:00"Osama Bin Loiterin'"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwNHGGj7tiI/AAAAAAAABB0/ndAHjrZD3cY/s1600-h/osamabinloiterin111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwNHGGj7tiI/AAAAAAAABB0/ndAHjrZD3cY/s320/osamabinloiterin111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117011771789129250" /></a><br />This scenario is highly implausible, of course... It assumes that the U.S. military is actually trying to <span style="font-style:italic;">find </span>Bin Laden in the first place. (<span style="font-style:italic;">pause for laughter, applause</span>) <br /><br />Thank you, ladies and germs, I'll be here all week.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-7463096386336136892007-10-01T21:34:00.000-06:002007-10-01T21:45:30.905-06:00"simpatico soul sisters trolling for men"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwG8fWj7tfI/AAAAAAAABBc/JgQoEVFPWVs/s1600-h/simpaticosoulsisters111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwG8fWj7tfI/AAAAAAAABBc/JgQoEVFPWVs/s320/simpaticosoulsisters111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5116577898487854578" /></a><br />Oh, I kill me.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-38277817644249885362007-09-30T21:04:00.000-06:002007-09-30T21:06:33.936-06:00"Joe Mathlete's dad is my boss"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwBj7Gj7teI/AAAAAAAABBU/P636f2Z3H0g/s1600-h/joemathletesdadismyboss111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RwBj7Gj7teI/AAAAAAAABBU/P636f2Z3H0g/s320/joemathletesdadismyboss111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5116199043717641698" /></a><br />I come from a long line of piglet bathers.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-50507036606693223162007-09-20T01:23:00.000-06:002007-09-20T01:24:58.121-06:00"Cat Scratch Fervor"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RvIgEet-tmI/AAAAAAAABAk/ds2bTXAqS18/s1600-h/catscratchfervor111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RvIgEet-tmI/AAAAAAAABAk/ds2bTXAqS18/s320/catscratchfervor111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112183788356417122" /></a><br />Whatever floats your boat, I guess.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-35227230351470150822007-09-17T16:19:00.000-06:002007-09-17T16:24:20.981-06:00"Dennis Kucinich can too be president"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Ru79wVN6ntI/AAAAAAAABAE/RWUP5V1EF2s/s1600-h/denniskucinichcantoobepresident111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Ru79wVN6ntI/AAAAAAAABAE/RWUP5V1EF2s/s320/denniskucinichcantoobepresident111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111301633883152082" /></a><br />He was this close to just having his <a href="http://www.offrampbums.com/kucinich.jpg">wife </a>run in his place.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-35031143583555719762007-09-12T02:37:00.000-06:002007-09-12T02:49:00.895-06:00"Four girls jumping naked from a railing into the Caribbean Sea"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Ruem_VN6nhI/AAAAAAAAA-k/zKBKNaGCxJQ/s1600-h/fourgirlsnakedjumpcarribeansea111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Ruem_VN6nhI/AAAAAAAAA-k/zKBKNaGCxJQ/s320/fourgirlsnakedjumpcarribeansea111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109235909232598546" /></a><br />The Caribbean Sea just sits there all day, waiting for something like this to happen.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-40811381443732859812007-09-09T23:31:00.000-06:002007-09-09T23:43:04.067-06:00"Frank the Zombie enjoys the county fair and his new top hat"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RuTX_wf3GDI/AAAAAAAAA9k/CBe8w9auPQc/s1600-h/frankthezombiecountyfairtophat111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RuTX_wf3GDI/AAAAAAAAA9k/CBe8w9auPQc/s320/frankthezombiecountyfairtophat111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5108445367695251506" /></a><br />If we'd just have more county fairs, America wouldn't have nearly as bad a zombie problem. Instead, I can't go outside at night without at least two friends and three shotguns. Thanks a lot, President Bush!<br /><br />(I screwed up this one's title a bit when I was writing it on the card... The actual requested phrase is above. "Oops!")Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-55040412698527432202007-09-07T01:52:00.000-06:002007-09-07T01:56:18.029-06:00"The most beautiful girl in the world comes face-to-face with her own mortality"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RuEDfwf3GAI/AAAAAAAAA9M/TfosCgfLshs/s1600-h/mostbeautifulgirlmortality111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RuEDfwf3GAI/AAAAAAAAA9M/TfosCgfLshs/s320/mostbeautifulgirlmortality111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107367296544217090" /></a><br />Sobering, huh?Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-77562716941617374322007-09-05T03:03:00.000-06:002007-09-05T03:13:32.517-06:00"Picasso's Guernica, featuring Marmaduke"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rt5xPAf3F9I/AAAAAAAAA80/Cb57-KFu3FA/s1600-h/picassoguernicamarmaduke111.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rt5xPAf3F9I/AAAAAAAAA80/Cb57-KFu3FA/s320/picassoguernicamarmaduke111.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106643530130331602" border="0" /></a>Take THAT, Picasso's <span style="font-style: italic;">Guernica</span>!<br /><br />(Hey, look at that... Two cards in a row featuring Marmaduke, and two cards in a row that I had to do <a href="http://images.google.com/">research </a>for)<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092684737204760894.post-20349913256801820712007-09-04T03:05:00.000-06:002007-09-04T03:14:00.827-06:00"Marmaduke eating those damn 'Love Is' kids"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rt0gFQf3F7I/AAAAAAAAA8k/SZLDBo-omD8/s1600-h/marmadukeeatingloveis111.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/Rt0gFQf3F7I/AAAAAAAAA8k/SZLDBo-omD8/s320/marmadukeeatingloveis111.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106272827208046514" /></a><br />I had never actually seen <a href="http://www.comicspage.com/loveis/">the 'Love Is' comic strip</a> before I got this request. It's absolutely horrifying.Joe Mathletehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08981013261432662130noreply@blogger.com6