"Sarah, collector of 8's"

"I'm losing my edge / I'm losing my edge / the kids / are coming up from behind / I'm losing my edge /to the art-school Brooklynites / with their little jackets / and their borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered 8's"

- LCD Soundsystem (almost)

"Mean Polar Bears"

"You're fat" is absolutely the meanest possible thing you can say to a little girl who is a little bit chunky.

"The folly of people from Denmark being named after a delicious breakfast pastry"

The real folly is that they're too polite to tell people to stop gnawing on people with the firmness and determination such a request ought to warrant.

"Alice and James Get Married"

Between getting married and lawyering, James is about as busy as a tiny green fish can be.

"Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde having fun"

I can only imagine what that must feel like.

"A butterflyfish as a law student"

I don't know what a butterflyfish is, but I know that they look like that.