"A penguin boxing an armadillo"

The relationship between this penguin and armadillo is incredibly complex and layered. Starting with the fact that they are a penguin and armadillo, and have some sort of relationship. If I ever begin a comic strip with recurring characters, I think I'm going to use these guys.

"a monkey in a cowboy suit riding a dog, attempting to lasso a midget dressed as a clown"

I hope boots and a hat are enough to qualify as a "suit."

I am going to be in a real-live art exhibit

Not me, I mean... Things I made.

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"Lincoln in a helicopter totally raping General Lee, who has no helicopter"

THAT oughta show him.

"draw me... TEN PIRATES!"

The parrot was awarded full pirate status after he betrayed a guy and buried him alive with some treasure, so he counts towards the final pirate-count.

"welcoming our new robotic overlords"

Tim and Cindy are so screwed... Robots totally hate cake.