"Dairy Farm Outsourced to Space"

In space, no one can hear you cream.

... I hate myself.

"Tigger Kicks his Owner's Boyfriend Out of Bed"

Throws, kicks, whatever. The point is, if Tigger's pissed that someone's cutting into his snuggle time, he's going to be proactive about it.

"Moby Dick appears on Jay Leno's show with Charo, a longtime Friend of the Whales"

This drawing may have scads of personal meaning for the person who asked for it, or they may have just been in the middle of a fever dream when they were requesting it. Regardless, I like Moby's eyebrows quite a bit.

"Joe Mathlete beats up the entire Owner-Family (including Marmaduke)"

It didn't have to be this way, but I've got certain responsibilities.

"A SPIN Magazine research assistant fighting a bear"

The bear is STILL pissed they gave Bandwagonesque album of the year over Loveless.

"John D. Rockefeller getting a wedgie in front of Big Ben & Parliament"

That may or may not be what Parliament really looks like, but it was a beautiful day out and like hell I was going to spend it on google.