Monday, August 20, 2007

"Jenn blows out the bacon-based candles on her birthday cake. Which is also bacon-based"


I am more or less certain that Jenn is not an Orthodox Jew. If she is, she's possibly the worst ever.

7 comments:

Jenn said...

Mr. Mathlete, I'm a huge fan. Thank you for posting this so I could see it on my birthday and make all my friends jealous that I will soon have my very own index card art. That looks like the most delicious cake ever! Everything truly is amazing! - Jenn

Tanya said...

Jenn! you are such a bad orthodox jew!!

beets!

Allyn K. said...

I don't think Jenn (or myself) being an orthodox jew would be a possibillty due to her (our) intense joy resulting from pounds of extra crisp bacon clogging our arteries

Tanya said...

allyn, i was being ironical for fucks sake. obvi we all heart bacon except for the jew who came up with the idea. we all heart bacon so much we're gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. (source: 30 Rock)

beets!

Lethargic said...

Hey technically I'm Jewish and I think bacon is like the best thing ever. Eternal flames here I come.

The Mayor said...

Holy shit, my old roomate's name is Jenn and she loves bacon too and her birthday is coming up...if it's not the same person, then this is a weird-ass coincedence.

Thoughtful Review Guy said...

It took 29 days, but I've finally come to realize that a bacon-based cake could be pretty awesome.