"Godammit! Kitty!" (for Blair Miller)

Pretty self-explanatory, I'd say.

Bin Laden squirrel and Castro dog (for Adam Finley)

If there is a political statement here, it is entirely lost on me.

I should submit this to the New Yorker.

"a hobo fighting a condor" (for Jeffery Hackert)

I don't know that condors have purple feathers and red glowing eyes, but I don't know that they don't have those things either.

"My future child" (for David Block-Schachter)

Not all future children will be androids. Just most of them.

"Katie Katherine in South Korea" (for Colleen Haines)

"Katie Katherine is female, dark hair and living TOO far away from me in South Korea doing the right thing or whatever and teaching little tiny people how to speak American slang." (Colleen)

So the tiny little South Korean person is supposed to be saying "no," but I'm not sure whether or not I got it right.

"Dana and Jenny fight zombies" (for Jennifer Gibbins) (and Dana, too, I think)

No idea who Dana and Jenny are, or what they look like. However, I do enjoy drawing cats. Here is a compromise I hope we can all live with.