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No, it's actually from a famous nonsense joke my father tells a lot.
The question is:
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
When you ask people this, they tend to get very confused.
I bet if I were like totally high, I could answer that.
The first poster is correct, but in my case (and the reason why I requested this totally awesome drawing) is because my husband said it to my nieces when they were little.
I think I HAVE answered this question while high, and I believe the answer I came up with was "yes, I will always be Catholic".
That's awesome... I thought you were just trying to come up with a request that would stump me. Kudos, angel.
The answer is "Radio, because peanutbutter sticks to light bulbs."
Lots of people know the question, but few seem to know the answer for some reason.
the answer is "Bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves."
If i remember right the actual answer to the joke has something to do with the fact that a dill pickle didnt have seeds. or rasther whatever kind of pickle was supposed to be in the joke.
The answer is: Icecream don't have bones.
Longer than a frogs hair.
An hour and a half, because ice cream has no bones.
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