Tuesday, May 6, 2008

"Patrick Swayze Riding a Unicorn with Sam Elliot (Moustached Sam Elliot)"


The following are among the things I cannot draw:

1. Celebrities
2. Unicorns (or any kind of horse-like being)

The following are among the things I kick ass at drawing:

1. Magical rainbows

14 comments:

Rebecca Kelley said...

You're confusing Sam Elliott with Sam Neill, which makes the drawing much, much funnier.

Rick said...

obviously a Roadhouse theme is what the requestor was looking for.

frogboots said...

i think that unicorn looks just right. the magical rainbow is clearly the masterstroke, but the unicorn is really not bad at all.

Joe Mathlete said...

Well, I feel like a complete asshole. This is what I get for my personal "no Google" policy regarding creating the cards.

Who is Sam Elliot?

Rebecca Kelley said...

He's an actor too. Uh, he was in Ghost Rider...

Regis said...

Sam Elliot played Swayze's bouncer friend that dies in "Roadhouse," Virgil Earp in "Tombstone," and the cowboy drinking sasparilla at the bowling alley in "The Big Lebowski." If the movie contains awesome facial hair, he's probably in it.

Jessica Eiden said...

I think it's just brilliant.

Ɯbermilf said...

I think you are the bee's knees.

Usually, my lip curls in contempt at "bloggers of note," but you are actually worth noting.

I am stunned and amazed.

Sasha Albek said...

I strongly enjoy your notecards. They are fantastically hilarious.

Thoughtful Review Guy said...

I agree w/ frogboots.

J said...

If you've seen The Big Lebowski, he's "The Stranger". If you haven't seen The Big Lebowski, watch it, wait a week, then watch it again. It'll be hilarious the second time if it isn't the first.

Also, yes, you kick ass at drawing magical rainbows.

kred said...

i'd like you to know that you are my favorite.

the end.

Kelly said...

You misspelled Jurassic.

Joe Mathlete said...

No refunds.