"Bruce Campbell (who is awesome) dominating Steven Seagal (who is scared)"

A stubbly buttchin embarassing a ponytail. I'm not one to toot my own horn or anything, but this picture proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the single greatest artist of this or any other generation.

"Two jackasses redecorate their kitchen"

The beer poster was already there; the addition of the naked lady poster is what makes it REdecorating.

"too many helicopters"

How sad is it to think that, in a decade or so, Dakota Fanning is probably going to be one of those coked-up Lohanesque vag-flashers embarassing herself all over perezhilton.com? I hope that's not the case, but the odds are against her.

Also, this was one of my favorite requests yet. Just wanted to say that.

"Hepcats on the prowl"

That one cat's so hep he doesn't even know what words mean.

"Alex Trebek tells Jeffy from the Family Circus that he's his true father"

Alex was kind enough to grow back his moustache just for this picture.

"Erin really likes whiskey"

I would go as far as to say she loves it.