How sad is it to think that, in a decade or so, Dakota Fanning is probably going to be one of those coked-up Lohanesque vag-flashers embarassing herself all over perezhilton.com? I hope that's not the case, but the odds are against her.
Also, this was one of my favorite requests yet. Just wanted to say that.
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Too many helicopters? What the hell, that doesn't even make sense. Anyway, it's ridiculous to think that Dakota is going to follow in Lindsay or Paris's footsteps just because she...well, Dakota doesn't really have a whole lot in common with those other two, does she? Paris is not an actor, and doesn't really have any type of talent whatsoever. Lindsay is a mediocre actress who isn't very professional, acts like a diva on the set, and has the word "breathe" tatooed on her wrist because according to her she sometimes forgets to breathe. On the other hand, Dakota is an extremely talented actress who behaves professionally and doesn't have any trouble remembering to breathe. So the only factor Dakota shares with these other two is the fact that she has made a lot of money and is pretty well known. That's about it.
10 years? Try 5!
Otto, Tanya owned you.
Very similar to the film Too many Ostriches, starring Don Knotts, featured on Family Guy. I speculate this season four episode (2005–2006) inspired this request.
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