"Totally not accepting orders for at least the next few weeks, on account of things"
I think something's wrong with his penis...
Adam's member is probably small because of Michelangelo's influence from Greco-Roman art, and the male figures in Greco-Roman art had small penises. The Straight Dope has an article about that. (here: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/051209.html)
Mike's just trying to make me feel better about my own Greco-Roman.
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