A side note: my surname does not mean that I am particularly good at math. I'm actually rather terrible at it... It's sort of a bummer. If your last name is "Carpenter" and you suck at hammering and sawing and stuff, you know what I mean.
Anyway, even if I practiced multiplying or whatever for ten years, I'd have nothing on Dorian here... Dude's been eating Number O's since he was in short pants.