Marmaduke-Related Cards, Part One

As some of you may know, I maintain a blog where I make fun of a terrible comic strip. As part of a cross-promotional deal with said site, anyone who preordered a t-shirt with swears on it got a free index card. A number of them requested/ inspired cards relating to said comic strip, and I have done my best to convey both their creative vision and my own interpretation of the title character (a terrifyingly humongous tyrant/force of nature with very little awareness of the well-being of anything other than himself). Here's the first installment of those works:

"Marmaduke eating a small child"

"Marmaduke devours his owner-man"
"This cat ate Marmaduke"